Comfy. Cozy. Non-compliant.
This isn’t your average sweatshirt—it’s the uniform for those who know the system is the sickness. Soft enough for lounging, bold enough to ruffle feathers at school pickup, and perfect for those chilly days when you want to keep warm without blending in.
Because silence might be cozy—but truth is warmer.
Details:
• Premium cozy fleece for peak non-compliance comfort
• Unisex fit for truth-tellers of all sizes
• Perfect for playdates, protests, and politely declining tyranny
• Warning: May cause sudden nods of respect from other walking violations
