Pfuck Pfizer Car Magnet

Turn your car into the most honest thing on the road.

This bold, unapologetic car magnet is for anyone tired of pharma propaganda and ready to speak truth everywhere they drive. Waterproof, fade-resistant, and designed to survive Texas heat, thunderstorms, and every troll who pulls up too close trying to read it twice.

Perfect for school pick-ups, freeway traffic, parking lots, and anywhere people need a reminder that we don’t bow down to Big Pharma.

It sticks strong.
It peels clean.
And it guarantees at least three double-takes per trip.

Pfizer won’t love it… but you will.